DALLAS (105.3 The Fan) Leading off today’s “Jock Itch:” Professional dancer, Cheryl Burke is finally admitting to have had a fling with the Bengals’ Chad OchoCinco on Dancing with the Stars when they were partners in season 10! She said they had a brief romantic relationship because they worked SO much together and had great chemistry, but that ultimately he was unavailable and that’s why it didn’t work out….


And in OTHER “itch” worthy news…

It turns out that Eagles quarterback, Michael Vick will NOT be making an appearance on Oprah, due to “personal reasons.” His official statement was, “After careful consideration, I will need to postpone the taping of the Oprah Winfrey interview. I admire and respect Oprah and hope to be able to participate in an interview in the future.”


A new research study is suggesting that your desk job may actually kill you one day! They followed a group of people for over 14 years and found that people who sat more than six hours a day in their cubicles were at least 18 percent MORE likely to die than those who sat less than 3 hours a day. They suggest that you get up from your desk every once in a while and move around; and no, this does not mean speed walking to the snack machine in the break room…


In related news, a county worker’s body was slumped over in her cubicle for hours, but no one even noticed that she’d died until the next day! They haven’t determined the exact cause of her death, but foul play is not suspected…


The following sentence just writes itself: Two 30-something-year-old brothers, who still happen to live at home with mom, were arrested after brawl over loud sex. One of the brothers had somehow scored a girlfriend and they were going at it loudly one night. Well, the other brother was upset (I’m presuming it was interrupting the sound coming from his video game console) so, he banged on the brother’s door and when the brother answered, angry brother threw an ashtray at his head! That resulted in them getting into a fist fight and eventually, arrested…


A man ended up stabbing a woman he’d been dating from Match.com after she decides to end things and HE’S DONE THIS BEFORE! The guy is 53 and the woman is 49. Anyway, she decided that after a couple of dates, she really wasn’t into it, so she broke things off with him. He lost it, went to her house, knocked her down, and repeatedly stabbed her for breaking up with him! She survived, but after he was arrested, cops were able to link him to another death of a 62-year-old woman that he’d dated from Match.com too…


T.O. says that he’s going to be a movie star! The Bengal’s wide receiver says that once his football career is over, “I’ll be in Hollywood on the big screen.” He supports his theory by saying, “I did a comedy this past summer called, ‘Dysfunctional Friends’ (co-starring Stacey Dash and Stacy Keibler) with a great cast, hopefully that’s a stepping stone for more work.” AND he credits his body type for everyone supposedly talking like he needs to do action films…


You can’t script THIS any better but, Charlie Sheen is giving Lindsay Lohan advice! He called into a radio show earlier this week, where he said that she needs to work on her impulse control and maybe she needs to think things through a little bit before she does them. Um, okay Charlie….


Sorry to burst your Oprah fantasy boys, but one of her ex- lovers says that she’s as cold as ice! Long before Stedman, there was Reginald! They met on her TV show set when she was 32 and he was just 25. Apparently, the day of the taping, she instructed producers to hold him down before he left and threatened to fire them if he ended up getting away! He says that she wooed him with stuffed mashed potatoes, later on that day, at a swanky restaurant, and that led to candlelit baths, shopping, and Chicago Bears games with celebrity friends. He also said that he was probably the “Chosen One” but that when he didn’t want to get serious, she locked him out of her condo, left his things in a box outside, and placed a piece of paper on it with, “Sorry, things aren’t working between us. Signed, Oprah Winfrey.” Boy, talk about kicking yourself for letting HER get away…


Justin Bieber says no to premarital sex! He says, “I don’t think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them. I think you should just wait for the person you’re in love with.” Yeah, kid. Expect THAT to change pretty soon…


The reigning Miss San Antonio is AGAIN asking a Texas court to stop pageant official from stripping her crown over claims that she gained weight! She’s 17-years-old and in the pageant rules, it requires that the winner maintain the size they were the day they signed the contract. Can’t a girl just get her Tex-Mex on and slap on some Spanx??


And THAT’S my “Jock Itch!”


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