DALLAS (105.3 The Fan) Leading off  Today’s “Jock Itch:” Dallas Cowboy Marion Barber was detained by police in LA on Monday morning for allegedly “disturbing the peace.” He was neither arrested nor cited after cops were called by hotel security, but he did reportedly agree to check out of the SLS Hotel in Beverly Hills after the whole incident….hmm…maybe he got a little shnockered and emotional over his uncertain future with his team?


And in OTHER “itch” worthy news…

Charlie Sheen’s $30,000 porn star says that she did in fact abort a baby that could have been his or another A-list actor’s that she’s being mum about! She said that she went home to Oregon to have it, because that’s where she grew up and it was more comfortable for her. Mind you, she’s already admitted to terminating THREE previous pregnancies, one also rumored to have been Britney Spears’ ex-husband/freeloader, Kevin Federline’s. She also says, “I get pregnant very easily.” She’s since “cleaned her life up” and is now a professional “sugar baby” for SugarSugar.com, where she says “It’s better to have lots of sugar daddy’s and rotate them.” www.radaronline.com

A moviegoer was shot and killed over eating his popcorn too loudly! It all happened during the movie, “Black Swan,” where apparently one guy was chewing on his popcorn a bit too loudly for another guy’s liking. So, the shooter waits for the lights to come back on after the movie was over and fired the gun, killing the guy… www.huffingtonpost.com

Charlie Sheen hosted a screening of “Major League” at his house and flew in some MLB players to join him!  His list included: Giants pitcher Brian Wilson, and retired legends Kenny Lofton, Eddie Murray, and Lenny Dykstra. Pete Rose WAS invited, but he couldn’t make it. He also flew in the director and writer of “Major League” (David S. Ward) to talk about the movie and let the players try on Babe Ruth’s 1927 World Series ring that he’s got. Rumor has it that Charlie is REALLY trying to get a new “Major League” movie in the works and he’s doing everything he can to try to make it happen! http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/charlie-sheen-wants-a-new-159798

A dad of seven is being accused of allegedly murdering his wife, burying her in the garden, and then TWO YEARS LATER, trying to barbeque her remains on the family grill! At first, he was telling people that she disappeared because she wanted a “change of scenery,” but eventually ended up stopping short of basically saying that he himself killed her. They were in the process of divorcing at the time… http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpps/news/weird/man-accused-in-barbecue-wife-killing-dpgonc-20110221-gc_11981826

According to a new report, humans will eat as much food in the next 40 years as we did in the previous EIGHT THOUSAND years! The world’s population should hit the seven billion mark this year, and the nine billion mark by 2050… http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1359217/An-unrecognisable-world-Global-population-9-billion-compete-food-supplies-2050.html

Michael Young met his little distraught fan, three-year-old Gavin Justice (whose melodramatic little video of him being upset over Young’s potential trade went viral on YouTube) and  took him on a shopping spree at the Rangers team store at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington. Little Gavin was initially unimpressed because he was expecting Michael Young to be in Rangers uniform when they met. But when he saw him in regular street clothes, he actually asked where Michael Young was… http://rangersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2011/02/michael-young-meets-distraught.html

Los Angeles Laker Pau Gasol was having a hotel party last week and denied Lindsay Lohan entrance for being “too much trouble.” Lindsay showed up in hopes of partying with friends on the back patio of this party and she wasn’t allowed in. She didn’t put up a fight though, and instead, witnesses said that she wandered aimlessly through the hotel lobby and then rode the elevators up and down for about ten minutes before just leaving altogether… http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/02/exclusive-lindsay-lohan-denied-entry-lakers-stars-party-being-too-much-trouble

Non-Alcoholic beer could be the new Gatorade! There’s a brewmeister touting its no-alcohol beer as the latest sport drink for athletes. Erdinger is an isotonic, vitamin-rich, no-additive beer with natural regenerative powers that help athletes recover after a work out and it’s HUGE in Europe. Since it does contain less than 0.5 percent alcohol, it’s still not too popular with most people here in the States… http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/21/athletes-try-no-alcohol-beer-as-sports-drink-_n_826047.html?ir=Sports

Fellas, you’ll wanna watch the “Real Housewives of Miami” with your woman this season because: THERE’S GONNA BE BAD HAIR, LATINAS, BRAZILIANS AND LESBIANS!! Set your DVRs for tonight’s premiere on Bravo!http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/02/real-housewives-miami-bad-hair-lesbians-latinas

I love Thin Mints and Tag-a-longs just as much as the next guy but this is ridiculous! A woman actually attacked her roommate with scissors and a wooden board over…Girl Scout cookies! The woman went to get into her stash of Thin Mint cookies when she realized that they were all gone. She starts flipping out, wakes up her roommate and starts screaming at her and accusing her of eating her cookies! The roommate is emphatically denying that she ate the cookies as she’s being chased around the house with scissors, in the mean time getting hit with a wooden board, and then getting hit with a sign after being chased outside of the house!) Eventually, the police showed up and the Cookie Monster ended up being charged with aggravated assault and battery with a deadly weapon. As far as the missing cookies, the roommate was telling the truth. SHE didn’t eat them, but instead had fed them to the Cookie Monster’s kids because they were hungry… http://m.gawker.com/5766724/woman-attacks-roommate-over-thin-mints

And THAT’S my “Jock Itch!”


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