DALLAS (105.3 The Fan) Leading off today’s “Jock Itch:” Rumors are swirling that Chad Ochocinco could be getting slapped with a paternity test from a 19-year-old chick! He’s engaged to be married to Evelyn Lozada (of the reality show “Basketball Wives” fame.) Anyway, the story is that while he was courting Evelyn, he was also seeing 19-year-old, Paige and NOW she’s going on radio shows saying that she’s carrying Ochocinco’s baby! And at this point, she’s digging around for a BIG payout before she files and will only do so, if Ochocinco continues to ignore her demands! FYI, this would be his FIFTH child, if it is indeed his…


And in OTHER “itch” worthy news…

Might I interest you in “The Rex Ryan Combine Diet?” Steak and Shake, Hooters, and almost ONE 225 lb bench press and you could look like Sexy Rexy Ryan! Over NFL Combine this past weekend, Jets head coach Rex, was spotted out and about getting his eat on at Hooters and Steak and Shake multiple times all in hopes of carbing up for his work out, which entailed one whole rep under a 225lb bar! (He did also get an assist from the Cardinals strength and conditioning coach while doing so.) I don’t know, but I somehow doubt that this is supposed to be the diet regimen he’s supposed to followed, given that he had Lap-Band surgery last March… www.deadspin.com

Fellas, I KNOW you’ve just been chomping at the bit for this news, but the new line up for season 12 of “Dancing with the Stars” has been announced! Your twinkle toes cast includes: Ralph Macchio (of “Karate Kid” and “My Cousin Vinny” notariaty), Kirstie Alley, Wendy Williams (Radio/TV personality), Kendra Wilkinson (Former Hugh Hefner girlfriend/currently married to Hank Baskett), Petra Nemcova (model), Chelsea Kane (Disney Channel actress), Mike Catherwood (“Psycho Mike” Radio DJ from LA), Romeo (Rapper Master P’s son), Sugar Ray Leonard, Chris Jericho, and Hines Ward. You can start setting those DVRs on March 21st! www.realitytvworld.com

The hot mess that is Charlie Sheen continues, this time with a surprise appearance on CNN’s Piers Morgan’s show last night where he said he didn’t “take” cocaine…he had to “pay for it…” For this and other genius quotes from Chaz, click below… www.newser.com

Meanwhile, Charlie’s “Today Show” appearance and erratic behavior in multiple radio interviews and countless other media outlets has now led to his long time publicist, Stan Rosenfield, to quit on him! Stan said that he’s “unable to work effectively as his publicist and has respectfully resigned.” To which Charlie very rationally retorted with, “P***y! He’s not allowed to quit, so you’re fired!” Poor Stan was the guy responsible for desperately trying to do damage control for Charlie from day one, starting with saying Charlie was just being constantly hospitalized for “allergic reactions.” www.huffingtonpost.com

There’s more to gold grills than just keepin’ it real because a man’s gold tooth actually ended up saving his life by deflecting a bullet! Walter Davis was shot in the mouth by his brother, Waltdell, after Walter was found smoking weed with a girl! The bullet ended up bouncing off of his gold tooth, only causing minor injury to his gums and a scratch to his face… www.myfoxdfw.com

No shock here, but Carmelo Anthony’s wife, Lala Vasquez, is using HIS fame to get an acting gig! She’s already getting a VH1 reality show (but that’s not enough for her) because according to sources, she’s REALLY wanting to get a “legit” acting career going. She admits to “schmoozing every casting director” and using NBA tickets to help…www.benmaller.com

I don’t even know why but T.O.’s reality show is coming back for a third season this summer. According to VH1, here is the “exciting” premise this time around: T.O will spend the off-season in Miami, gets his business parter Kita to move to South Florida and that’s when his “womanizing” will ensue… www.benmaller.com

Rumors are heating up that Chelsea Clinton’s husband, Marc Mezvinsky, is headed to a mental hospital, as a bitter feud between their families is adding more fuel to the whispers already of their marriage woes, and Chelsea is desperately trying to keep the problems out of the public eye! Sources are saying that Marc’s friends are deeply concerned for him because he hasn’t been the same person ever since he high-tailed it back to Chelsea’s side after quitting his cushy Wall Street banking job to be a ski bum in Wyoming. Meanwhile, the Clinton clan is encouraging him to break ties with his dad (who happens to be former Iowa congressman and convicted felon Ed Mezvinsky.) Ed says: No way, Clintons! YOU guys are the reason my son is about to land in a psych ward! www.nationalenquirer.com

Some documents that have just been released reveal that Teddy Kennedy had arranged to “rent” a brothel for the night while on a goodwill tour of Chile and Latin America back in 1961! According to a 1961 State Department memo, he wanted to indulge with prostitutes during this tour while he was still an assistant prosecutor in Massachusetts where he said his mission at hand was to “interview ‘the angry young men” of the country” including “communists and others who had left-wing views.” Can’t a guy just make a pit stop and not be judged? www.nationalenquirer.com

Let’s hope this little girl’s last name isn’t Sheen because she’s already screwed but an EIGHT-YEAR-OLD girl has been declared an alcoholic after seeking help for a “serious” drinking problem. She happens to be from Scotland (this MAY or MAY NOT have a little something to do with it) and admitting to drinking regularly. She said that she grew up in a family of problem drinkers and at EIGHT, is trying to turn her life around! And apparently, her situation isn’t all that shocking when you find out that childhood drinking in Scotland is so out of control that 120 children under the age of FOURTEEN were hospitalized for alcohol-related conditions in a single medical district in one year, prompting an “AA” style support group for young Scots! Forget the juice and cookies at snack time—it’s all about the Scotch Whiskey and animal crackers! www.myfoxdfw.com

And THAT’S my “Jock Itch!”


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