By Armen Williams, 105.3 The Fan

DALLAS (105.3 THE FAN) – Hey FAN Fans, get ready because RAGE is going to be taking over Duke’s Roadhouse in Addison on May 5th, Cinco De Mayo!

The infamous midget wrestling will be returning where it’s always a packed house – but this time I want in. Seriously, I want in – the ring!

I hinted on yesterday’s show that I want a piece of those little balls of anger and behold I have great news. It was confirmed this morning that Duke’s in Addison has invited me to fight a midget or two. So come out Cinco de Mayo (May 5th) and watch me dominate the ankle biters!!

I’m slightly worried about my current physical state as I’ve been overweight and out of shape for a few years now. So, I’ll be taking care of that and don’t have much time. So keep checking in as I’ll be chiming in with updates about my preparation for midget wrestling along with details of how you, the FAN Fans, can help me with some big decisions I need to make before fight day as well.

Write down May 5th in your calendar and we’ll see you at Duke’s!

Until then…here goes nothing!