DALLAS (105.3 THE FAN)  – I’m just as sad as you are in this picture because…

YOU DON’T HAVE A TWITTER ACCOUNT!!

How am I supposed to constantly know what “excellence” does every minute of every hour of every day?

How am I supposed to know how brilliance, distinction, superiority, supremacy, perfection, immortal divinity, and omniscience brushes his teeth, changes his oil, separates his whites from his colors or if he, too, likes drinking the pink milk from the bottom of his cereal bowl after his Fruity Pebbles have been sitting in it!

Peyton, on behalf of the masses, I’m pleading with you to get a Twitter account!

Humanity needs you.