Shan Shariff: Why I Hate The New York Giants

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I hate the New York Giants. No one else comes close. A Giants loss on Sunday can single-handedly save my weekend.  They could be facing Johnny Lohan and I’d still root for Manziel. They’re the luckiest team in sports history.

I hate the New York Giants. Always have, always will.

Here’s why:

  • I hate that they’re called “The New York Football Giants.” (Jason Garrett is a frequent violator)
  • I hate that NOTHING fazes Eli- not even dumbface & drool jokes
  • I hate that Eli Manning somehow has 2 rings
  • I hate that Eli is now viewed as a future Hall of Famer
  • I HATE that Eli-Peyton arguments even exist. Lamar Odom isn’t even that high
  • I hate that we must acknowledge  Eli as ‘Mr. Clutch’
  • I HATE the David Tyree catch
  • I hate that a BS, lucky, once in a lifetime play decided a championship
  • I really, really hate that play
  • I hate that Norwood missed
  • I hate the Giants won it all as the inferior team in at least 2 Super Bowls
  • I hate that no other QB in history gets away with blind, garbage, four-leaf clover heaves like Eli
  • I hate that the SB 46 throw to Manningham felt like one of those heaves
  • David Rezazadeh ‏@davidrezazadeh @NewSchoolSS luckiest Super Bowl wins of the millennium so far #CallMeAHater
  • Did i mention I hate how lucky they are?
  • I hate how Giants fans say the word “Giants”
  • I hate the Giants “opposite theory.” Follow this at the start of every season: Take the Giants preseason expectations and flip it. If you think they’re good, they’ll suck. If you think they’ll bomb, they’ll be good. It works. EVERY. TIME.
  • I HATE the Giants owner and his snide remarks
  • I hate how he ratted out my guy Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder
  • I hate that he has the most underrated GM in football
  • I hate that the Giants produce defensive ends like Heisenberg produces meth
  • I hate that every time Eli exhales, there’s a tornado in DFW (mouth breather joke)
  • I hate that he makes every tight end good, even that whack job Marty B.
  • I hate that Eli belongs to the 1st family of football
  • I hate that NBC went out of their way to play salsa music against the Cowboys
  • Heather Buen ‏@dallassinglemom Why I hate the New York Giants? Victor Cruz – Salsa is made in the Southwest, not in New YORK! #giantssuck
  • I hate that Eli thought of something as cool as signing the wall in Cowboys Stadium
  • I hate that I’m this jealous
  • I HATE the New York Giants. Always have, always will.

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