I got to play WR for Dan Marino.

After discussing porn, Bones Jones hit me in the Bobbitt.

Jerry Jones still knows how to steal the spotlight.

Despite some concerns with rushing attempts, Dick Vermeil and Matt Birk are high on Scott Linehan.

Dana White said Joe Rogan > Jay Glazer in the Octagon- All Day. Everyday.

NY is overrated, overpriced and grungy- I paid $18 for an omelette…

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But you can ALWAYS find a place to drink!!!

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Gavin Dawson fell in love with the Big Apple.

Panthers RB DeAngelo Williams may have been the guest of the week.

Jamal Lewis grew up in the same football environment as “Friday Night Tykes.” He also said get rid of Tony Romo.

Joe Buck’s bride-to-be Michelle Beisner dropped a mail-order bride joke on Roy White!!

Jesse Jackson “kept hope alive” for the Dallas Cowboys.

I heard Monte Kiffin couldn’t find his car in the Cowboys parking lot last season. Seriously.

Geraldo Rivera got his parents high.

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Ricky Watters Jr can SING!

Aaron Paul (Jesse Pinkman) was the biggest star of the week.

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Okay, sometimes I don’t wear anything under my sweatshirts.

Even more amazed by the greatness of Emmitt Smith and Barry Sanders after seeing their smaller frames in person.

Oh yeah, Jerry Rice is still the GOAT.

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Chris Arnold was my surprising partier of the week!

Mike Bacsik is um…..fascinating.

Owen Daniels doesn’t want Johnny Football in Houston.

Roy White is trying to bring back the turtleneck.

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Jim Gray gave Choppy a lecture!


RJ informed Nicole Zaloumas that her legs get us through the morning.

DFW women are MUCH hotter than the ones in NYC.

Roger Staubach smells nice.

Moose Johnston can’t differentiate between Ben & Skin.

Trey Wingo doesn’t know he’s famous.

Roy still drinks Yoohoo.

Brian Kenny doesn’t need coffee. He says Adrian Beltre will be a hall of famer AND Lance Berkman is close.

Papa Johns is now serving pizza…with pickles!?!?!

Daryl Strawberry doesn’t watch baseball and says marijuana isn’t a solution for NFL concussions.

Nate Jackson LOVES the ganja.

Steve Phillips has phenomenal hair.

Warren Sapp is insane.

Ricardo Lamas taught me how to liver punch.

The pastrami on rye at Carnegie deli is like BUTTAH!


I wish Dallas had New York cab prices.

Jeff Cavanaugh bowls in long johns.

I will NEVER be mistaken for Sammy Hagar.(Podcast audio from Purdy BDay song)

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