Bill Simmons

Writer Bill Simmons (Photo by Rob Loud/Getty Images)

Bill Simmons, The Cowboys, J.R. Ewing And Our ‘Self-Image’

When it comes to taking complex social issues and transforming them into pudding to be consumed by what Bill seemingly views as the Lowest-Common-Denominator consumer (his fans), Bill Simmons suffers from “Bill Simmons Syndrome Syndrome.’’