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In a segment that was initially about baby pythons in the metroplex, a new character that goes by News Reporter Bogdown Guy intervenes and steals the spotlight.
Brendan tells the story about his hungry father waiting for tacos at a fast food drive-thru, when he suddenly ends up at the scene of a wild shootout.
Brendan tells the story of a lady who was taking part in malicious fecal distribution by pooping on her neighbors doorsteps and then running off.
Brendan reports on two stories, one involving a kid sinking in quicksand, and another about a woman being diagnosed with “ghettobooty”.
Brendan tells the story of a lady who realized she was alive while doctors were removing her organs, and then Ben makes a challenge to Brendan involving a coffin.
Brendan tells the story of a Bonnie and Clyde type couple that have an unusual way of burglary.
Reporter Brendan Smith brings up the story of a white barn owl on the loose in Fort Worth, and the curious case of the crack smoking Toronto Mayor.