Sportatorium « CBS Dallas / Fort Worth

So God Made A… Draft

And on the 8th day after another disappointing .500 season, God looked down through the hole in the roof of his favorite team’s stadium and said “I need a makeover.” So God made a draft.

2013/02/05

Super Bowl XLVII - Baltimore Ravens v San Francisco 49ers

Super Bowl 47 – Ravens 34, 49ers 31. My Top 10 CBS Contemplations

I’m calling B.S. on CBS’ Phil Simms. And, for that matter, the 49ers. With two weeks to prepare for the Super Bowl, San Francisco lined up in an illegal formation on the game’s first play.

2013/02/04

EAST LANSING, MI - SEPTEMBER 15: Manti Te'o #5 of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish reacts after beating the Notre Dame Fighting Irish 20-3 at Spartan Stadium Stadium on September 15, 2012 in East Lansing, Michigan. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)

Manti Te’No. As in, nope, still don’t believe his version of the fake girlfriend supposed hoax. When Katie Couric asked him why he never went to visit “Lennay Kekua” when she was on her death bed, he said “I guess it didn’t occur to me.” What the what?!

2013/01/25

The Cleanse, The Class & The Cowboy

And in a 2013 already saturated with unfathomable, sensational headlines, I went a week without eating food and lost 17 pounds. Oh yeah, and I got tricked into an aerobics class.

2013/01/23

Discover BCS National Championship - Press Conference

Alabama 42, Notre Dame 14, Katherine Webb 139,000: My Top 10 CBS Contemplations

And put a sock in it Texas A&M fans. Yes, you beat the Crimson Tide. But you also lost 2 games, in the SEC. You have zero claim to a National Title. Stupid Aggies. None.

2013/01/08

Wild Card Playoffs - Indianapolis Colts v Baltimore Ravens

NFL Wild Card Weekend: My Top 10 CBS Contemplations

Were you as nauseated by Ray Lewis’ last dance as I was? First of all, his pre-game show was downright silly. I mean, with all the smoke and fire and Nelly’s “Hot in Herre” and the plot of grass for some kind of perverted prop.

2013/01/07

Sybil Summers and Richie Whitt at Fanniversary

Whitt’s End: 1.4.13

You’re probably not going to like this, but the Cowboys’ season was a success. Yep, even at 8-8 and missing the playoffs. How’s that? Because after training camp I forecast Dallas as 8-8 talent that with a fortunate bounce or two could top out at 9-7.

2013/01/04