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Tale of the tape
The Giants Losing To Carolina Vs. Little Mac Losing To Glass Joe In “Punch-Out”
| Giants: Charlotte, North Carolina. Oooo! It’s supposed to be lovely there! | Opponent's Hometown | Little Mac: France. FRANCE. FRAAAAAAAA- |
|---|---|---|
| 0-2 | Opponent’s Record Before Match: | 1-99 |
| I don’t know if it’s predictable, but cripes is it boring. | Predictable Offense? | He’s got about 5 punches to dodge, so yes. |
| (unprintable) | Motivational Halftime Speech? | “Join the Nintendo Fun Club Today, Mac!” |
| Throwing to Victor “Look at my stupid dance, I’m a jerk!” Cruz. | Secret weapon? | Pressing “Start” when he has a star punch. |
| “Disappointing is not a strong enough word.” | Post Loss Quote? | Give up? Retire? Start training, make a comeback! |
| Maybe we can finally stop having the stupid “Which Manning is Better?” debate. | Future Implications? | He’s doomed against Von Kaiser - nevermind Bald Bull or the second fight against Don Flamenco. |
The winner is
Giants Losing
4 out of 7
Gloriously losing once again, the boring, listless Giants drop one to Little Mac and Glass Joe, 4-3. Having watched my beloved Patriots drop two awful Super Bowls to them, I gotta say: this defeat is pretty good.
-Brian Cullen, CBS Local Sports contributor
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