2010 State Fair of Texas: My Top 10 Observations

rw fair thumb 300x400 2010 State Fair of Texas: My Top 10 Observations

10. After a Sunday of very unscientific research in the splendid sunshine at the fair, I have come to this conclusion: People are fat.

9. After ingesting — yes, in this order — a Fletcher’s jalapeno corny dog, beer, root beer, chocolate-covered strawberries, Sierra Mist, curly fries, beer, Belgian Waffle, Red Bull, fried bacon, beer and ice cream, I’m one of them. (And to think, the line for friend Frito pie was too long.)

8. “Excuse me” is a lost art. Can’t tell you how many times I was bumped into along the Midway without nary an apologetic word. My sunglasses also got violently bumped (and broken), but I can blame that on the Windstorm roller coaster.

Read Richie’s full Sportatorium blog at DallasObserver.com.

  • dale

    of course a picture of Bitchie Whitless, always got to have his picture on the site. Your like a chick Bitchie you love your picture taken, get over yourself moron

  • BigBody

    STFU. It’s his company’s site, not yours…

  • raoul

    What ????? No funnel cake?? Its not a State Fair experience without the funnel cake.

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