DALLAS (105.3 The Fan) Leading off today’s “Jock Itch:” A “villain” of the WWE, known as “CM Punk” told the Chicago Tribune that NFL-er Shawne Merriman basically lacks any testicles because he was trying to get the attention of the WWE divas by sending his publicist to go talk to them AFTER he himself tried hitting on them and ended up striking out! And of course as ANY tough guy would do, he was also taking shots at Shawne on Twitter! The two of them have been going back and forth because CM was talking smack about how he witnessed Shawne hitting on the WWE divas (namely one in particular, Maryse Ouellet) and striking out with the rest of them too! CM’s Tweet: “Watching Shawne Merriman of the Buffalo Bills hit on our divas and strike out, reminds me of the Bills in the Super Bowl.” Shawne hurled back, “It’s bad when I thought you worked at the hotel and not wrestle. I almost handed you my f’ing towel. Go do some push ups.” Ladies, calm down already…

http://benmaller.com/2011/03/wwe-star-says-nfl-player-lacks-testicles/ and http://www.terezowens.com/shawne-merriman-strikes-out-with-wwe-diva/

And in OTHER “itch” worthy news…

Louisville’s coach, Rick Pitino, went off on (of all threatening people) a male cheerleader! This all stems from when cheerleader Jordan Alcazar gave Pittsburgh a chance to force a second overtime on Sunday when he actually jumped on the floor before the game ended and grabbed the ball! Louisville gets hit with a technical foul. Pittsburgh made two shots and then tried a desperation three-pointer, before they ended up losing, 62-59. Louisville’s Kyle Kuric had looked like he’d sealed the win with a dunk and Jordan (thinking the buzzer had sounded) tossed the ball in the air with 0.5 seconds still remaining. Rick says to him: “Enjoy your moment of glory, have some fun with it. Your children will be able to keep the footage…”


There is SO much delicious Charlie Sheen information that I can hardly stand it anymore! First of all, THANK YOU SWEET JESUS because Charlie is officially on Twitter and even a BIGGER thank you to whoever taught him how to Twitpic! (Let’s hope he learns Twitvid next and if you wanna follow the insanity, his Twitter name is @charliesheen) And just to give you an idea of the brilliance, he describes himself under his profile as “an unemployed winner” and he tweeted a picture of himself wearing Babe Ruth’s 1927 World Series ring with the caption “The only watch that keeps Warlock Time. Class of 1927 ring Bambino U.” Also, it’s being reported that he wants to seek full custody of his toddler twin sons with ex-wife Brooke Mueller (good luck with THAT) BUT he’s confirmed to NBC news that police ended up removing the children from his home last night! In addition to all of this mess, his highly anticipated 20/20 interview aired last night and for juicy tid-bits from his self-proclaimed “Sober Valley Lodge” with his “goddesses” see below. I can’t even do his genius metaphors any justice by typing them…

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/charlie-sheen-interview-special-edition-2020/story?id=13008140 and http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/03/exclusive-charlie-sheen-wants-full-custody-kids-ex-brooke-mueller

A local baby makes his proud entrance into the world at… an Arlington strip club called Flashdancer! Here’s the “of COURSE this would only happen to us” part in this because the woman’s husband is a writer for the Fort Worth Star Telegram (Nate Jones) and he’s covered numerous stories before ABOUT Arlington strip clubs! They were enroute to the hospital when she just couldn’t keep the baby in any longer, so, they pulled into the strip club parking lot where just before 2am, she gave birth as two bouncers kept the crowd back. No word on what the baby’s name is but thank GOD it wasn’t a girl…


Forget the intensity of the training you need to become a brain or heart surgeon because if you want a license to be able to shampoo someone’s hair in Texas, you’ll need LOTS of serious hours of “training.” I wish I was kidding. In a Wall Street Journal report, you’ll need 150 hours of training, with 100 hours in “theory and practice of shampooing” including a study of “neck anatomy.” Lathering hair with sulfates is serious business, folks…


Michael Vick flaked on an event in Philly dedicated to keeping at risk kids from dropping out of school! It was for more than 200 boys and this now makes TWO canceled scheduled events, the first one being Oprah Winfrey’s show, where he was to be part of a panel of powerful black men that included a senator and a U.S. Army sergeant major, among others. Also, in case you missed the news, apparently Mike is now being compared to Jesus Christ. The Southeastern Virginia Arts Association in Virginia is going to honor him as a “hero” and an official for the association said, “People talk about Michael Vick like he was a convicted felon, well so was Jesus Christ, yet he was able to do things above and beyond the naysayers…”

http://benmaller.com/2011/03/nfl-star-blows-off-event-to-keep-kids-from-dropping-out-of-school/ and http://www.ecorazzi.com/2011/03/01/michael-vick-now-being-compared-to-jesus-christ/

No shock here but Reggie Bush has been seen hooking up with a Kim Kardashian look alike by the name of Melissa Molinaro and SHE’S the chick that’s in the new Old Navy commercial that people actually thought WAS Kim herself! The funny thing is, HER PR people are the ones spreading the Kim Kardashian look-alike story too… I guess if Reggie can’t have the real thing, he can sure get a really good broke version!


If the NFL lockout goes through, team websites could start pulling player photographs, interviews, and quotes from the web! They’re worried that running websites with lots of player contact would result in a lawsuit from the players association regarding the illegal use of images of locked out players to sell tickets and other things. It’s still unsure though, as to how the league will specifically handle the issues…


Only in Texas, but a debate over cattle prices lead to a domestic disturbance between a husband and wife. This all went down in Hood County (think the city of Granbury) while they were discussing the price of cattle (I’m sure a very deep, ethereal conversation regarding this matter was taking place inside of a residence complete with a side awning and set on four tires) Anyway, it got out of hand because the husband grabbed her by the wrist and pushed her, prompting the police to get called. I don’t have proof, but something tells me, a local neighbor probably had to climb up a wooden pole to place the call…


And in related relationship news, a chick was arrested for stapling her boyfriend in the head! No word on what prompted THIS argument, but she ended up stapling him in the head with a Stanley Hammer Tacker…


And THAT’S my “Jock Itch!”


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