By Greggo, 105.3 The Fan

Editor’s note: Greggo doesn’t want us to edit this.  So we won’t.

With apologies to glenn quagmire…Nolan says no contract for josh till after season..this is very dangerous poker..says #32 can test free agent market..all it takes is one braindead owner to control the vault..what if new magic-led dodgers decide he’s a $25 million dollar dude..that’s what the ante will be…huge gamble..five tool guys don’t grow on trees..especially on I-30…how do ceiling fans get so damn dusty when they’re spinning…”i’ll have another” comes from the pack to run down “bodemeister” again..only 2 years old..this colt seems destined to claim triple crown..with 2 jewels under his saddle..only the mighty belmont stands in way..don’t bet against this equine…lake season is upon us..if you ride in a boat..wear a life jacket..i don’t care how cool you think you are..put it’ll thank me later…so..the new madden game will feature “tebowing”..what’s next..I dunno..maybe have him complete a pass…I love colorado..I love everything about it..even the leftist liberals don’t bother me…sign of the end of times..big 12 and sec sign pact for new bowl game..not only are we getting closer to playoff..this is another clue on the demise and disintegration of ncaa..the big-moneyed conferences don’t need it and it’s crazy unenforceable rules…if i’m on deserted island and allowed only 3 cds..don’t know what the other 2 are..but one is definitely rolling stones “let it bleed”…the spurs are a horribly boring team..but they can flat out win..maybe another title…I know he’s a blue-blood ny yankee..but I love derek jeter..all he does is win…just saw a study that says only 4.3 % of major league baseballers have a college degree..doesn’t surprise me..some of the biggest lugheads i’ve ever known were pro baseball players…speaking of idiots..the noose is getting tighter on rog clemens..that rat macname says he also injected petitte and chuck knoblach with roids..yet rajah says not him..might be time for him to head to appomattox and cut deal…not good news for rangers..feliz goes on dl with elbow issue..uh oh..injuries are only opponent that can beat the arlington nine this year…

note….i’m gonna be out of commission for awhile on RAGE…nope…not what you think…no dope or lap-band surgery from a few years ago went haywire…gotta get it straightened out…but i will be back…in the meantime…don’t be mean…mean sucks…

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