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Jerry’s Birthday: What Would You Get Him?

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Cowboys owner Jerry Jones will celebrate his 70th birthday this Saturday, October 13th.  Did you know: he was born on Friday the 13th!

No doubt, Jones would like nothing more than a Cowboys win over the Baltimore Ravens on Sunday as a present but something tells me he’ll get a little more than that.  We asked viewers on The Fan Sports Show to suggest some birthday gifts for Jones.  Needless to say we received a variety of responses via Twitter.  Some we shared in our Reliant Fan Forum.  Others weren’t quite as appropriately friendly.

Here’s a list of some of the lighthearted suggestions:

@ddsportsology   tie, golf clubs, and winning team

@DCFanaticsBlog  Easy. A win on Sunday.

@DannyS365  I can’t be nice….so I won’t answer. #TaTa

@elias_ashley a papa johns pizza gift certificate. Apparently he LOVES papa johns

@ldbox I would give Jerry 16 wonderfully built young men wearing Dallas Cowboy themed spandex biker shorts for use at home games!!!

@HylandDanny   hey picture of him and Jimmy Johnson after winning the second Superbowl together headlined “what could have been”.

@elofan1276 3 1st round draft picks….with a stipulation he could have nothing to do with the draft.

@tatoquiroz  a retirement home, and a big screen. So he can retire and leave all GM duties to Stephen Jones.

@JoeGumm  Acting lessons.