Recently my esteemed colleague, Dr. Ben G Rogers, Esq., broke down who he thought were the five hottest women on TV. He did a damn fine job if I do damn say so my damn self.
Now it’s my turn. And I have several issues that are hindering my research and analysis. First of all I don’t watch that much television. And when I do it’s usually DVDs or On Demand of some episodic television that I’m so far behind the shows not even on anymore and everybody else is sick of talking about it. For example, I just finished devoting most of my TV-viewing time to the Wire. It’s been off the air for about five years or so and the hottest chick on that was Snoop. Yo. So you can see I’ve got some issues. Plus I didn’t want to pick any girls that Ben did. So many issues.
And also I’ll sometimes be blown away by a nice young woman and then in-between seasons she’ll go away and have something done called “work” and then return looking slightly off to me. And it depresses me and I fall out of love. Sorry Morena Baccarin, the first two episodes of Homeland threw me off your trail. Or is it tail? So many issues.
So I apologize in advance for being a few years behind the curve. But not THAT far behind. Which is the reason I didn’t include any of the Golden Girls even though we all now that’d easily be at least four of ’em.
5. Sarah Shahi
This lovely woman grew up in Euless and used to be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. She’s on some show called “Person of Interest”. I’ve never heard of it but I remember her from “The L Word” in its final season and she was fantastic. And there were lesbians and such. I love watching her. A lot.
4. Emmy Rossum
She plays Fiona on the Showtime series “Shameless” which is a show I need to start from the beginning on. I’ve caught it a few times and I really dig it. And I really dig her. So much digging. So much dirty digging. I’m digging myself into a hole and creeping myself out at the same time.
3. Grace Park
Who knew that “Hawaii Five-O” was still thing. Seriously. It’s on and apparently not a parody. Or is it parity? Anyhow, Grace Park is here for you in your time of need. So much Hawaii.
2. Alison Brie
I’ve seen “Community” a few times and it’s funny. And I didn’t really notice her much because her character Annie is kind of frumpy. But damn google search opens it up. Like Chip Kelly opens it up. we’re all so open right now, aren’t we?
1. Elisha Cuthbert
I had no idea she was on TV, I just love her and googgled her name and found out that she’s on an actual show called Happy Endings. Seriously. This woman is actually on something called Happy Endings. Truth. How did we not all know this? Spectacular. We all win. Go America.
Now – of Skin’s Top 5…who do you think is the hottest?
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