Random Observations From Cowboys Camp In Oxnard

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OXNARD (105.3 THE FAN) — We drunk dialed Troy Aikman Thursday night after Mike Fisher said #8 was better than John Elway. Did I mention the word drunk?

– Zack Martin is the man. Not only did he call Roy White creepy, he taught me enough offensive line technique to dominate RDub Friday morning at Cowboys camp. (Watch here!)

– We confirmed that Tyrone Crawford is African-Canadian.

– Dez Bryant thinks chili messes with his 6-pack.

– JJ Wilcox says it is he, NOT Barry Church, who is the best bowler on the Boys. He also labeled BW Webb as the “pig” eater in the secondary.

– LOVE the demeanor from rookie DeMarcus Lawrence. In order to test his true nastiness, I told him he chewed his gum like a dummy and wore his hat stupid. He asked me if I would line up against him. Convo over.

– Linebacker Cameron Lawrence wears Lululemon = #ManCard Violation??

– Shamu cannot consume cold cuts faster than RJ Choppy. (Video proof!)

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