Random Observations From Cowboys Camp In Oxnard
OXNARD (105.3 THE FAN) — We drunk dialed Troy Aikman Thursday night after Mike Fisher said #8 was better than John Elway. Did I mention the word drunk?
– Zack Martin is the man. Not only did he call Roy White creepy, he taught me enough offensive line technique to dominate RDub Friday morning at Cowboys camp. (Watch here!)
– We confirmed that Tyrone Crawford is African-Canadian.
– Dez Bryant thinks chili messes with his 6-pack.
– JJ Wilcox says it is he, NOT Barry Church, who is the best bowler on the Boys. He also labeled BW Webb as the “pig” eater in the secondary.
– LOVE the demeanor from rookie DeMarcus Lawrence. In order to test his true nastiness, I told him he chewed his gum like a dummy and wore his hat stupid. He asked me if I would line up against him. Convo over.
– Linebacker Cameron Lawrence wears Lululemon = #ManCard Violation??
– Shamu cannot consume cold cuts faster than RJ Choppy. (Video proof!)