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Tale of the tape

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    One Broken Arm Later: Nate Burleson’s Pizza Vs. DiGiorno (It’s Not Delivery)

    Detroit Lions’ wide receiver Nate Burleson is great at receiving both deftly thrown footballs and emergency roadside medical treatment. Recently, he crashed his car into a Jersey barrier after dropping a slice of pizza around 2:30 in the morning. Apparently there was no hooch in his system, it’s just that he was being a big ol’ bag of dum-dum lollipops. The question that we at CBS can’t help but ask: would he have been better off cooking himself a DiGiorno frozen pizza? Let’s go to the tape.

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    Tale Of The Tape: Chicago Bears At Detroit Lions

    Through the first three weeks of the season, the marriage between Jay Cutler and head coach Marc Trestman is working out quite nicely.

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    Tale Of The Tape: New York Jets At Tennessee Titans

    Geno Smith has done enough to keep the Jets’ heads above water.

  4. Philadelphia Eagles v Washington Redskins Chicago Bears v Oakland Raiders
    Tale Of The Tape: Washington Redskins At Oakland Raiders

    Robert Griffin III is off to a difficult start and he does not appear to be at his best, despite what the Redskins say.

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    Tale Of The Tape: Philadelphia Eagles At Denver Broncos

    The Eagles started the season in explosive fashion vs. the Redskins in Week One, but they have struggled since then.

  6. New York Giants v Dallas Cowboys San Francisco 49ers v San Diego Chargers
    Tale Of The Tape: Dallas Cowboys At San Diego Chargers

    Perhaps Tony Romo is tired of being a disappointment. Or perhaps he is setting himself up for a bigger disappointment later on in the year.